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  • OT laugh Retirement Planning

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    Retirement Planning

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
    it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original 1000.00

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would
    have $49.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the REFUND, You would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
    heavily and recycle.


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