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  • ya ever stopped to think

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    and forgot to start again...If there is a will...I wanna be in it...lollllI wake up Grumpy.....then again sometimes I let her sleep ; )
    0 Replies · July 04, 2011 06:11 am
  • Have you ever stopped to think (2 nd half)

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    and you forgot to start to think again...loollollSometimes I wake up Grumpy....the rest of the time I let her sleep ; )If there is a will....I wanna be in it...lollllwww.snowfield.compay attention...even if your brokeGreat Great Great HuntingMike
    0 Replies · July 04, 2011 06:09 am
  • The Frog

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    Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"One woman took out her purse, grabbed the...
    0 Replies · February 11, 2011 06:58 pm
  • SILENT

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    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,then used against you.
    0 Replies · February 07, 2011 09:41 pm
  • The Mattress

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    A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgencyin his voice. He says, "Sell it all, sell everything fast, right away."The stockbroker tries to explain that the market is cyclical in nature andthat for long term outlook stocks still remain the place to be.The man says, ...
    0 Replies · February 03, 2011 04:09 pm
  • Stock Marker Report

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    Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.Weights were up...
    0 Replies · February 03, 2011 10:57 am
  • Have a Laugh

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    How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?"My God! It burnt out!! Sell all my G.E. stock NOW!!!"Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
    0 Replies · February 02, 2011 12:13 am