Ahhh DaGoose now you have REALLY hurt my feelings.
I am not Chinese.
Ching was the name of my dearly departed Shih Tzu.
You sure know how to hurt a guy's feelings.
Have you made your non-alcoholic beverage yet ?
Since you still live in your mother's house, maybe she will allow you just one celebratory drink, just for tonight.
Happy New Year !!