I will not keep you long but I would like to share.
During the HITech boom of late 1990's I witnessed Pat Mudge, a mother, gardener, social activist who spent many hours promoting JDS Uniphase. She knew all about fiberoptics and still managed to cook, study, exercise, and basically impress us all. When the sp of JDSU went for a pooop, so did Pat Mudge, never to be heard of again.
April is Pat Mudge. He is as slimy as it gets.