> Investment Advice
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
> you would have $49.00 today!

>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
> have $33.00 today.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
> you would have $0.00 today.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
> the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
> you would have received $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle.

>
> It is called the 401-Keg.
>
> And as a bonus...
>
> A recent study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a
> year. Another study found that on average Canadians drink 22 gallons of
> alcohol a year. That means that the average Canadian gets about 41
> miles to the gallon!
>

> Makes you damned proud to be an Canadian!