Ha! I love the commentary Blue. I needed a good laugh. Paper certainly wouldn't do much good for any industrial application. The silver shorters have made a mess for themselves. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch though.
I cupboards are pretty bare in London and the depositories in NY, where silver is concerned. Most of the overseas factories can't afford to shut down for any period of time awaiting materials. They'll likely pay whatever it takes to get their hands on silver. Between the US Mint not being able to keep up with investment demand and increasing industrial demand, there is no reason to believe silver will trade under $40 for too much longer. Could be an interesting couple of months.
I would fully expect silver producers or exploration companies with good prospects to see a nice jump in their SP's. UC could be trading back in double digits in the near future.