Ask your tech policy wonk B. Smith about MobiKEY. I believe you, but the bureaucracy won't change or act.

 

wonk

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noun, Slang.
1.
a student who spends much time studying and has little or no social life; grind.
2.
a stupid, boring, or unattractive person.
3.
a person who studies a subject or issue in an excessively assiduous and thorough manner: a policy wonk