Interesting reasoning - I like it.
Stock price probably low due to no fund support - only retail buyers. Some shorting and maybe offshore short also. Not likely they take price down to help us buy more; probably other less generous reason. Also, Schill, is it happy time when your assets are lower to near nothing - your stocks, car, house - so you can buy another house, car and more stock cheaper? Could be but not so sure. Or your wage or salary cut in pieces and boss says "be happy, now you can work 3 times longer and get the same pay as you did before."
We can have huge celebration when stock hits 1 cent. Or maybe when stock hits $10. - very sad day as we can't buy as many shares.