The victim of yesterdays gang rape and share bashing (CGX) is in serious condition, and resting peacefully in hospital.

Doctors stated that CGX was taken into the intensive care unit and given a massive oil transfusion. The company quickly made a vast improvement and is expected to make a full recovery.

Doctors say that recuperation may take a couple of weeks and have recommended that trading during the next few days should be reduced, but positive to allow CGX's speedy recovery.

Upon recovery, the doctors and CGX will issue a press release that should substantially benefit the company, relatives, friends, and relationships of the company.

In the mean time, emails of support should be sent directly to the company. No flowers please!