You can even pass the shares to your children to keep.  This is going to be the future  LIF.  

The bash-and-buy guy Maplague, the day trader wannabe, lost all his $500 bait money bottom fishing.  His dream of free cold beer went up in smoke.

Maplague has been driven from bullboard to bullboard, getting an enviable score of one ignore for every 3 messages he posts.  Quite a record, LOL!