Have declared April Fool's Day as the board's official holiday. This marks the first time they have announced something that makes sense. Members will have a chance to nominate one of their peers for the coveted Fool Of The Year award. The winner will receive a miniature bronze statue of wwwaterhead complete with a certificate of bogosity and a 125th revision spreadsheet reprint, both signed in disappearing ink by the boss himself. The runner-up will receive a prize donated by Seahocks...1% of his claimed stock holdings which should be around 1 million shares.