It has been written many times by secret society members that a falling share price is a good thing. Now that most of the incredible knowledge has fled to the secret board along with the owners of such knowledge, there continues to be a mystery concerning the logic behind that claim. I've decided to seek the answer to that puzzling concept, and will be actively researching all available information towards that end. I pledge to publish my findings as soon as a reasonable explanation is available.

Disclaimer: It could take a very long time. HA HA HA HA HA HA!