OH SCABVAG.... I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ALMIGHTY IMPORTANT ONE. WHY ARE YOU ASKING A LOWLY MORON LIKE ME FOR ACCESS TO THE REPORT . CAN'T YOU GET YOUR OWN COPY... I CAN HARDLY WAIT  FOR IT TO COME OUT... IT WILL BE GREAT, SIGNED OFF BY MULTIPLE QP'S AND YOU WILL STILL BASH IT AND THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE IT. SHOULD BE A GREAT SHOW AND SURELY WILL PROVE TO BE VERY AMUSING.

SINCE THIS WILL ALL BE DONE SOON... REPORT, SGM... TONS OF GOLD(OOPS..WAS THAT A PUMP)... HAVE YOU RECIEVED YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT YET OR WILL IT BE  A  TERMINATION SLIP FOR YOU FOR BEING INEFFECTIVE AND UNIMAGINATIVE.