DR DOOM: Well, Mr Retail, How are you feeling today?
PAT Retail: Not so good , Doctor.
DR DOOM: You mean not so well. Well, I have good news and I have bad news.
The good news - your blood is perfectly healthy.
The bad news - you don’t have enough of it to keep you alive.
HAPPILY, you have a life-saving choice to make.
Either you can pay for a blood transfusion every day for the rest of your life, OR,
we can amputate your arms,your legs and your ***is, thereby reducing the demand placed on your existing blood supply.
I’ll be back next week for your answer. In the meantime, you have yourself a holly, jolly Christmas.
Oh by golly have a holly, jolly Christmas this year.