A man liked to buy his mother unusal gifts on mother's day.  He came upon two birds that could sing dance and talk he purchased them and sent them to his mother price $10,000.  When he asked his mother how she liked the birds she said "they was good".  Mother tell me you didn't eat those birds they could dance talk sing and they cost $5.000 a piece.  Mother replied "if they could talk, they should have said something".