Bribes ?  Have we tried real world bribes ?


How about a case of Irish whiskey a week for every eskimo.  Maybe a HUEY drops a fresh whale into every village within 100 caribou 'walks' from Kennedy Lake ?  Vitamin D tablets for Sun deprivation and SAD (Seasonal affective disorder)  treatment ?


OK, how about crazy white man takes away welfare and vaccinations and doctors altogether ?   Let the natives keep their diamonds and decorate their igloos with them, once they figure out how to drain the lake to get;em


Sorry, as Lily Tomlin once said, "No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up".