The last time I went into a apple store was to take my daughter in to see if they would replace her cracked screen. Yup, the store was full then too, but everybody around us was there to fix issues as well. I bet this moronic "reporter" didn't think to dig into those kind of facts either.... I am not a conspiricist (if that is a word), but honestly, it is looking more and more like there is indeed a lot of palm greasing going on in the american media.... Wonder if a tech company is doing some of the greasing???