Say it ain't so, E.Rotter! You're trying to tell me I'm not clever 100% of the time?

I'd love to say I'm shocked, genuinely shocked, but to tell you the truth I'm just trying to keep my batting average above the "Mendoza Line."

So, are we indulging in a bit of schoolyard chatter here? It might lead to a fight, which I'm not too keen on, as don't want to break my glasses, nor explain my bloody hands to my fellow Mennonites, including a lot of friends and family living in the former New Berlin.