Uncle Rappy is back on the airwaves. Talk to me, baby. Talk to me.

Some would say the recent uptick is entirely my doing. Nothing could be futher from the truth. It is all just false sense of comfort, painted by "them" -- faceless members of the conspiracy -- who wish to drive CSI's share price low, to obtain cheap shares.

Remain vigilant, my friends. Do not be seduced.

Hold Uncle Rappy's hand if you must. I have returned for just that purpose, especially if you're a hot chick.